A big shoutout to mah
disciples at Midstate an' on tha outside. Yo, when Cheryl first aks
me to upgrade tha Midstate websizite, I said hell no. That wack
Internet shit foe straight-up losers. Computahz be foe
numbah-krunchin', not foe lookin' up no Fonzie trivia or frontin'
like a goddamn wizard on some kinda elfquest.
Web designin' ain't no respectable work foe a man, especially no
hardcore A.R. bruthah like me. But I gots to respect tha wishes o'
tha Midstate posse an' customahs. Y'all shown me mad luv an' support
all these years, an' although I woulda been a stone-col' Accountin'
supastar anyhow, I wanna give back to tha officin' community. Tha ol'
site failed to represent to tha fullest, but all that gonna change
Midstate gots reason to be mad proud.
Check this shit out: While all these muhfukkin', Big Willie office
supply chains be musclin' in on our turf, we still hangin' tough.
Ain't nobody can beat our ovahead. Y'all be a goddamn fool not to
buy yo' officin' shit here. We conveniently located off Highway PX.
Just take tha Pflaum Road South exit an' head on down a few blocks.
Y'all can't miss it; it this big-ass warehouse. We do mostly
wholesale to big bidness clients, but we kick it retail 2. An' we
open to 9 p.m. Monday thru Friday, so if they ain't shit on TV an
y'all have a sudden jones foe a box-a paypa clipz, cruise on ovah.
I put a lotta the shit on this site thru tha Kornfelderator, true
dat, but tha one thang I didn't touch wuz Myron Schabe's regular
column. I still got tha mad hate foe that Accountz Payabo geeza, but
tha fool half inna grave anyway, an' that wack column o' his
probably one-a his few remainin' comforts, know what I'm sayin'?
Damn. I swear, when I a geeza like
Myron, tha only shit I be balancin' is all them Bob Evans
waitresses on mah jock. Well, fuck it, this be a bidness website,
not no muhfukkin' Penthouse Forum.