| Regular visitors will notice some intriguing changes in our site’s content this month. This is in response to a large and unusual request, made by employees and customers alike, that Herbert Kornfeld, our Accounts Receivable supervisor, play a major role in upgrading our underutilized site. Herbert agreed, and with the approval of Marketing supervisor Cheryl Stover and the assistance of web designer Angela Witke, Herbert has revamped large parts of the site, making it, we hope and believe, more engaging and user-friendly. We thank Herbert for consenting to take on this project.
A Few Words From Herbert Kornfeld:
A big shoutout to mah disciples at Midstate an’ on tha outside. Yo, when Cheryl first aks me to upgrade tha Midstate websizite, I said hell no. That wack Internet shit foe straight-up losers. Computahz be foe numbah-krunchin’, not foe lookin’ up no Fonzie trivia or frontin’ like a goddamn wizard on some kinda elfquest.
Web designin’ ain’t no respectable work foe a man, especially no hardcore A.R. bruthah like me. But I gots to respect tha wishes o’ tha Midstate posse an’ customahs. Y’all shown me mad luv an’ support all these years, an’ although I woulda been a stone-col’ Accountin’ supastar anyhow, I wanna give back to tha officin’ community. Tha ol’ site failed to represent to tha fullest, but all that gonna change now. Word.
Midstate gots reason to be mad proud. Check this shit out: While all these muhfukkin’, Big Willie office supply chains be musclin’ in on our turf, we still hangin’ tough. Ain’t nobody can beat our ovahead. Y’all be a goddamn fool not to buy yo’ officin’ shit here. We conveniently located off Highway PX. Just take tha Pflaum Road South exit an’ head on down a few blocks. Y’all can’t miss it; it this big-ass warehouse. We do mostly wholesale to big bidness clients, but we kick it retail 2. An’ we open to 9 p.m. Monday thru Friday, so if they ain’t shit on TV an y’all have a sudden jones foe a box-a paypa clipz, cruise on ovah.
I put a lotta the shit on this site thru tha Kornfelderator, true dat, but tha one thang I didn’t touch wuz Myron Schabe’s regular column. I still got tha mad hate foe that Accountz Payabo geeza, but tha fool half inna grave anyway, an’ that wack column o’ his probably one-a his few remainin’ comforts, know what I’m sayin’? Damn. I swear, when I a geeza like Myron, tha only shit I be balancin’ is all them Bob Evans waitresses on mah jock. Well, fuck it, this be a bidness website, not no muhfukkin’ Penthouse Forum.
Peace out,
Daddy H
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