September - 2004   

 
COMPANY NEWS
Edited By Debbilyn Sundquist
Human Resources Secretary
 

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HR Sponsors "Seven Highly Effective Acronyms For Better Teamwork" Seminar
 
Human Resources Director Bob Cowan is holding two seminars entitled "Seven Highly Effective Acronyms For Better Teamwork" on the morning and afternoon of Wednesday, Jan. 14. Bob will reveal the seven acronyms and how they can help both management and staff alike better work and communicate together. The first seminar will be held from 9 to 11 a.m., the second from 1 to 3 p.m. Attendance is not mandatory, but it is highly encouraged, and employees need not punch out during the seminars. Or, as Accounts Receivable supervisor Herbert Kornfeld says, you can tell Bob Cowan to fuck off and spend the time getting actual shit done.