September - 2004   

 
 
 
LumenMate Portable Overhead Projector
 
 
 

Midstate Brand Large Binder Clips

 

 
 

Peavy Brand Accordion Folder

 
 
 
Ergonomic Task Chair
 
 
 

4' x 3.75' Cork Board

 
 
 

EmphaSize™ Highlighter Pens

 

 
 

Sharpie Permanent Markers

 

 
 

Letta Opener Of Death/
Letta Opener Of Life

 

 
 

WurkBest® Three-Hole Paper Punches

 

 
 
 
   
 'Will Return' clock from Scanlon Industries
   
 

This ain't no real clock, you use it when customahs getting' on yo' nerves an' you wanna chill or tend to some otha bidness. Y'all move tha handz yo'self to tha time you returnin', know what I'm sayin'? If tha customahs bitch about it, tell 'em to go fuck theyselves. In tha H-Dog's book, tha customah be numbah one, that is, if he ain't no wack-ass fool wastin' everbody's time wit' bullshit. Made o' durable, weatha-resistant plastic, tha flip side say "Open/Come In." Don't fo'get to turn it aroun' when you return, or the muhfukkin' customahz'll bitch "How come you ain't turned yo' sign aroun?" That shit be mad vexin' but they gots a point.

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