September - 2004   

 
 
 

Scanlon Industries "Will Return" Clock

 
 
 
LumenMate Portable Overhead Projector
 
 
 

Midstate Brand Large Binder Clips

 

 
 

Peavy Brand Accordion Folder

 
 
 
Ergonomic Task Chair
 
 
 

4' x 3.75' Cork Board

 
 
 

Sharpie Permanent Markers

 

 
 

Letta Opener Of Death/
Letta Opener Of Life

 

 
 

WurkBest® Three-Hole Paper Punches

 

 
 
 
   
   


No shit, G's: These supahphat penz close to two-inch wide. Not foe amateurs. Tha width put a newjack punk's hand in mad hurt wit' a quickness. Yo, yo, an' check this, y'all: Highlightahz foe highlightin', an' not no colorin'. Other day, I peeped Judy Metzger from Accountz Payabo taggin' some wack flyah tellin' peeps to give it up foe March A' Dimez wit' some squiggly shit, an' when I seed she wuz usin' a yellah highlightah, I slammed a wastebasket ovah her bitch head an' wacked it wit' a 3-hole punch. Then I jacked her highlighta an' put it in my dope pen tray in my deks to ensure it be put to propah use. "An' I best never see y'all misuse dry-erase markahs that way neither, bitch," I said. EmphaSize™ penz come in yellah, green, blu, orange, an' pizink.

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