September - 2004   

 
 
 

Scanlon Industries "Will Return" Clock

 
 
 

Midstate Brand Large Binder Clips

 

 
 

Peavy Brand Accordion Folder

 
 
 
Ergonomic Task Chair
 
 
 

4' x 3.75' Cork Board

 
 
 

EmphaSize™ Highlighter Pens

 

 
 

Sharpie Permanent Markers

 

 
 

Letta Opener Of Death/
Letta Opener Of Life

 

 
 

WurkBest® Three-Hole Paper Punches

 

 
 
 
   
   
 

Pound foe pound, dollah foe dollah, one o' tha most effective interrogation devicez legally available. Y'all suspect a employee be stealin' highlighta penz from tha supply closet foe his own personal use, but ain't got no proof? Simply drag his ass ovah to tha Conferizence Room, shove his head face down atop tha 10 X 10" screen, switch it on, an' watch tha harsh unforgivin' 2300 lumens o' light put tha fool in anguish an' get him talkin' wit' a quickness. Also good foe disciplinin' muhfukkahs who fail to live up to tha Officin' Code in general. Includes an adjustable doublet lenz foe regular ovahead projectin', but can also be used as a sort o' vise to keep tha punk'z head pinned down. Comes wit' a three-year partz an' labor warranty, which you gonna need.

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$159.99