Sharpie Permanent Markers

It a low-down dirty shame to see supply abuse, word dat. S'why Midstate only sell Sharpiez to peeps 18 years o' age or oldah. Sharpie-huffin' has fucked up tha livez o' some o' mah tightest Accountz Reeceevin' homiez, like Jerry Tha Sharpie Head. I seen some a' tha brightest supastarz o' the officin' world flame out big time 'cuz they couldn't keep them felt-tipz outta they nostrils. Some folks wanna ban 'em. Thas bullshit. Far as I can see, y'all gots two choices wit' a Sharpie. Y'all can get high on it or y'all can use it to mark shit up wit.' Ain't nothin' wrong wit' tha Sharpie itself, it's some o' its users be all fucked up. It like they got twisted priorities. That don' mean tha rest o' us gots to suffer. Tha choice be yours, muhfukkahs. But tha H-Dog say, stay off tha ink. Show luv.

Fine Point Black 6-pack.

#SP582116

$3.79
 

NEW! Twin Tips. Include both a Fine an' a Ultra Fine tip. Watch out, these can really fuck yo' shit up. Come in black an' assorted colors.

Twin Tip Black 5-pack.

#SP777729

$5.59
 
Twin Tip Assorted Colors 5-pack.

#SP385127

$5.59
 

Ultra Fine Point Color 12-pack.

Include new colors Berry, Turquoise, Lime, an' Aqua. Sharpie headz lookin' foe some kinda crazy-ass psychedelic high gonna be disappointed. It no different than any othah Sharpie high. Don' beeleeve tha lies. Jerry tha Sharpie Head once tell me aftah huffin' a purple one he could see clear thru his computah, an' his Rolodex started spinnin' aroun' all crazy an' tellin' him he be tha son o'God, but he wuz jus' sayin' that shit foe attention.

#SP007439

$8.59