WurkBest® Desktop Three-Hole Paper Punch With Lever Handle
Any office banga know that when y'all wants 2 smack down a bitch, a three-hole punch be yo' best friend. But what about when y'all just wanna put holes in some paypa? Even hardcore office veterans say tha regular three-hole punch come up short. Y'all can't gets tha propah leverage an' it don't punch out clean even holes, or sometimes tha fucka fly out from under yo' handz when y'all puts a li'l weight on it. I don't ezpect amateurs 2 understand, but damn, y'all, when a office supply can't do what it wuz put on tha earth fo', it bring nothin' but shame an' dizhonor 2 an office.
That's why I gotta say, mad upz 2 WurkBest®, who got nothin' but luv an' respect for officin' peeps. They make a three-hole punch wit' a lever. That mean paypas get punched wit' mad stealth: It can punch 12 atta time, an' it even gotta plastic tray on tha bottom 2 catch them fuckin' li'l paypa dots. Don't nobody want paypa dots all ovah they Dockas, 'less they buggin'.
I wanna dedicate this product description 2 all mah white colla ancestors who hadda make do with tha ol' three-hole punch. It's they sufferin' that makes it possible foe us 2 office in style 2day.
WurkBest® Three-Hole Paper Punch With No Handle
Fo' ol' school homiez, Midstate gots tha regular kind 2. Punchin' paypas be kool, but won't nobody wanna fuck wit' you as long as y'all pack a punch. Don't take no shit from no-one, G's. "Whatchu sayin,' y'all leavin' work early 2 pick up yo' son from soccer practice? Fuck that, fool!" WHAM! WHAM! WHAM WHAM WHAM!! MUHFUKKIN' WHAM WHAM! WHAM WHAM WHAM! WHAM!!